The 100 Very Best Pick Up Lines
We’ve all been there before. You’re at a bar, or even a bookstore, and you see your potential future spouse, then the sweating starts. You don’t know how to approach them or what to say. You want to be charming yet assertive. Respectful yet slightly coy just enough to lure them into engaging in a meaningful and last conversation that’s not just about clichés.
So, without further ado, let’s dive into the 109 best pick up lines you could start trying this weekend!
The Best Pick Up Lines Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue… Everything else has led me to you.
I want you to pay close attention to the first three words of this sentence.
I didn’t believe in Greek Mythology before, but I see Aphrodite right in front of me.
If you’re going to be in my head all day, at least put some clothes on!
I’ve never been in an Escape Room, but here I am wanting to solve the riddle that is you.
Do you think there’s life after death? Because you’re about to kill me with that look.
I already have a spot for your toothbrush in my bathroom.
Do you want to share and split the Uber ride home? But we can just use your address.
I’d love to be the content of your love songs.
If I was your first granted wish, what were the other two?
What’s your name again? I just wanted to make sure I write it correctly in Santa’s letter.
Even though we don’t truly know each other, that could be easily solved.
I might not be the most attractive in this place, but here I am approaching you.
I know that you don’t know me, that’s why I’m introducing myself. Hi!
I love being single, but after seeing you I might rethink that.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk in again?
We sure have a lot of things in common, do we prove it?
You smell amazing, have you eaten Lasagna recently?
I’d love to read your biography, especially the chapter we’re about to write.
You’re the only human being with two hearts: yours and mine.
I look really good… reflected in your eyes. Can I get a closer look?
I feel like the moon, I’m naturally attracted to your world’s orbit.
I’m new in the area, could you help me with the directions to your house?
I ain’t no dog, but woof for you!!
How many times have you wished for Prince Charming? I’ll finally make it happen.
What’s your favorite meal? I can definitely be that for you.
Do you know what a great horror movie is? “The fright of losing you”
You remind me a lot of my next ex.
Why would I have a $1,000 phone, if my number is not on there?
Did you know that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body? Want to wrestle?
Are you Spider-Man? You have me caught up in your web.
What is your cocktail of choice? Mine is Sex on the Beach, with you.
Who invented baseball rules? I just want to go for the homerun without the bases.
I have Netflix at home, want to chill?
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
I looked up “happily ever after” on my GPS and it led me to you.
My therapist will definitely hear about how there was a “before and after” you.
Is it too hot in here, or is it just you?
Did you know that most love stories start by a random event? Let’s roll the dice.
Who would’ve thought that our red thread of fate brought us together to this bar.
What’s your favorite Disney princess? I know mine is right in front of me.
The worst part about the pandemic? Is the world not seeing your beautiful mouth behind the facemask.
I’m just going to go ahead and say it, you make my knees weak.
Are you caffeine? My heart is suddenly racing.
Do you like going to the Casino? I would definitely bet on you.
Do you remember when we first met? It’s right now, hi!
Where are you originally from? Apart from my dreams.
How many siblings do you have? Just to know how many in-laws I’ll have.
Are you happy in life? I know I definitely will be with you.
Have you ever slept under the stars? I could sleep under you any day.
Do you believe in ghosts? One just whispered to me that our souls are connected.
Hi, I’m your future husband, by the way.
Are you a cat person or a dog person? I know I’m a You person.
That suit looks very good on you, but I’d still like to see you without it.
Did you know that we’re closer to the year 2050 than we are to 1995? And I’m feeling closer to you than I am to myself.
I just know for a fact that you don’t know me… Let’s get that fixed.
I think I just won the lottery, the grand prize is right in front of me.
Do you know the best position to lay in bed? Next to me.
What’s 1+1? The two of us tonight.
What’s 2+2? The two of us tonight, but with a mirror in the ceiling.
I’m playing “Truth or Dare” with my friends at the other table, and they dared me to kiss you. Can you help me out?
Are you a Black Hole? I’m definitely feeling the gravitational pull towards you.
I feel like our time is running out, let’s make the best of it. Let’s grab a coffee tomorrow.
How would you feel if I told you that I couldn’t take my eyes off of you since I walked in.
When was the last time you saw someone as good looking as me?
Tell me, yes or no, do you think we’d make a good couple?
I would love to visit the Eight Wonders of the World, including you.
Let’s make this simple, here’s my phone number. You’re welcome.
Are you a carpenter? Because I have this wooden log that I need help with.
I just love it when someone looks as good as you do tonight.
Where were you last night? Not with me, and let’s fix that.
My genie in a bottle told me I’ll get my first wish soon, but I wasn’t expecting to be right here and now.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
I truly hate spoilers, but I can totally see our ending being a happily ever after.
Do you like video games? I’ll let you play with my joystick.
Now I know where I’ve seen you before, in every single dream I’ve ever had.
Did you know that we’re all technically made up of stardust? Our connection would be a supernova.
This is it. This is the moment we’ll tell our grandchildren about when we first met.
You make me feel like a soup, you’re stirring my emotions and bringing them afloat.
Cupid works in mysterious ways… Here I am.
I don’t want to make you uncomfortable, so I’ll just drop off my number in your pocket and walk away. I expect your call tomorrow.
Let’s play rock, paper, scissors. Whoever wins, buys the drinks!
Okay, okay… I’ll say it, you look gorgeous tonight.
Are you a parking ticket? You’ve got “fine” written all over you.
Do you like “knock-knock” jokes? Because you just knocked me off my feet.
If we were in the prehistoric era, I would love to share my cave with you.
Are you from Antartica? Me neither! Now we have something in common.
Pickup lines can be so cheesy and cliché, so what did you think of this one?
Our kids will look gorgeous, let’s go make some.
If you were to die tomorrow, how would you spend your night? I can help you with that.
I left my eyeglasses at home, can I get closer to see you better?
Who would’ve thought that this would be our first night together?
You should plead guilty, for causing a wildfire in my woods.
I don’t like to sound too forward, but can I have your number?
Time’s up! I finally made it here, let’s begin our story.
Even if it’s watching paint dry, I’d love to do it with you.
How many times have people told you you’re beautiful? I guess it’s not enough.
Did you feel the earthquake?! Or was it just me that felt my heart tremble at your sight?
What’s your Disney prince? Myself included.
Do you like cake? We would look cute on one together.
How many people does it take to get a “happily ever after”? Just you and me.
Are you a clockwinder? Because my heart is ticking for you.
If I were to start life all over again, I’d still find a way to find you again.
Are you alone here tonight? Well, not anymore.
You win tonight’s Oscar for best costume design, because that dress is top notch.
Between hotdogs and meatballs, which one would you eat first? Just checking.
Without any pen or paper, you still draw my attention.
Is your hand heavy? Because I can hold it for you.
Do you work at McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it!